Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
we made out on top of his cat.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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