I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
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CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
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woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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