nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
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Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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