I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
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making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
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party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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