I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
its liver damage thursday
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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