i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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