her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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