she looked like the bat from fern gully.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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