just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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