We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
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YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
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I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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