im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
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French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
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I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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