some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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