i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
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Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
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you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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