What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
