I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
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I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
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YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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