i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Randomize
