Where is the hickey?
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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