Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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