i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
And then he peed in my hair
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