so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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