he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
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