the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
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drinking out of a sandbucket again
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
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And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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