i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
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I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
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It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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