About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
it's not cheating when I paid for it
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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