She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
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