What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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