Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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