Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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