I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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