The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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