I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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