i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
i need to put some appletini on your dick
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
When are your genitals available?
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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