I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
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Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
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Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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