even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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