The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
