You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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