I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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