and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
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This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
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New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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