Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
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