Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.