Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

(847): View more from Illinois

Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.

Fav 41 4863 1266
share tweet
(+44): View more from United Kingdom

She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..

Fav 11 1557 4791
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(484): View more from Pennsylvania

You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.

Fav 3 1633 3328
share tweet
(203): View more from Connecticut

he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .

Fav 9 1658 3578
share tweet
21 Of The Most Impressive Things Ever Seen In Porn
Read it at the TFLN blog
(740): View more from Ohio

Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.

Fav 8 2259 890
share tweet
(240): View more from Maryland

Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here

Fav 5 1871 950
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(706): View more from Georgia

I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.

Fav 7 1925 867
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(301): View more from Maryland

he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter

Fav 3 399 352
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(281): View more from Texas

I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot

Fav 0 105 99
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT