dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
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The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
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she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot