so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
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