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I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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