i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
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There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
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There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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