I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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