D3 body, D1 cock
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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