Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
well you can't waste a boner
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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