You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
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He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
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Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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