K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
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