He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
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