Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
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Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
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I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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