Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
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slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
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And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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