Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
No subtext here. People are naked.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
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