I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
Everything about him screamed your future.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
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it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
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I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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