it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
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the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
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My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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